Funnies

No. 1 to me the other night after I told him that I know everything:
“Nu-uh. You don’t know how many hairs are on my head.”

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No. 2 to No. 1 Halloween night when he was apparently trailing behind:
“Move it buddy!”

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No. 1: What does the “a” in a.m. stand for?
Me: I don’t know. That’s a good question.
No. 2: What does “m” stand for?
No. 1: Morning.
Me: (stifled laughing)
No. 1: I know! It stands for “A”. A morning.